God has a sense of humor..
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see
what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to
work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
trade in our bodies".
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home; and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to
the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money
to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the
power company and the phone company and paid the
bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away
the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
the dog. Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to
make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep
and mop the kitchen floor.
He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the wayhome. He set out
cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched
TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed
greens for salads, breaded the pork chops and snapped
fresh beans for supper.After supper, he cleaned the
kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the
kids, and put them to bed.
At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores
weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected
to make love, which he managed to get through without
complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was
thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to
stay home all day.
Please, O please, let us trade back". The Lord, in his
infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
back to the way they were. You'll have to wait 9
months, though. You got pregnant last night"!!!
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Bukan tulisan saya, dapatnya beberapa tahun yang lalu, sumbernya lupa :)
salam,
harez
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